Questa è un po' vecchia ma vale la pena d'essere raccontata.
Qualche mese fa ricevo una telefonata:
"Pronto, signor Paolo, sono XXX"
"Quello con la casa dai balconi verdi?" (Paleso sarcasmo)
"Sì, bravo!"
"Qual'è il problema?"
"Si tratta della stampante: non funziona da 4 giorni. Ci abbiamo provato in tutti i modi. Sono passati a casa nostra anche degli amici abbastanza esperti ma non c'è nulla da fare. Deve essere rotta, ma se potesse passare Lei sarebbe meglio, magari mi certifica il guasto"
Arrivo a casa di XXX nel primo pomeriggio. Mi accoglie sull'uscio con faccia funesta di circostanza.
"Benvenuto signor Paolo. Entri, la scorto dal malato. - Non potete immaginare quante volte io abbia sentito questa patetica gag sul parallelismo computer/paziente - Ecco, la stampante è quella, ma non c'è verso di farla ripartire."
Una cosa mi salta all'occhio praticamente subito.
"Signor XXX, quante persone hanno cercato di sistemarla?"
"In totale 4 persone, me compreso"
"Mmm...penso di aver capito cos'è il problema"
"Di già? - replica lui - ma non ha neanche acceso il computer!"
"Signor XXX, avete per caso pensato di infilare la spina che penzola da dietro la stampante in quel curioso buco nel muro?"
"Non la seguo..."
"Beh, mi sembra ovvio che la stampante non funzioni senza corrente elettrica"
Infilo la presa e magicamente tutto funziona. Tempo totale dell'intervento: 2 minuti (compresi i saluti). XXX, visibilmente imbarazzato, mi chiede "La devo pagare?". "Caro signore, l'intervento è gratuito ma Le consiglio di pagare il mio silenzio". E così fu!
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